You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Randomize
