butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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