Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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