Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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