can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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