You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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