even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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