I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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