oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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