Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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