foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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