She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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