So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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