I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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