You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I am mentally ready for anal.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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