is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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