The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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