i just google imaged poop.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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