Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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