"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dicks are not precious.
Randomize
