Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I can text with my tongue
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
