It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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