i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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