walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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