what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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