on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
