You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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