I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Still dying that you shit outside
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize