oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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