she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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