So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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