Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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