Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Rumble strips road head = magical
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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