Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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