Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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