Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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