I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
worst night to have a conscience
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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