your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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