I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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