i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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