Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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