do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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