Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We are two peas in an std pod
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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