Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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