going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
