You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
is that a dick in a sweater?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Randomize
