The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
