my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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