been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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