Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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