Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
