Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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