ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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