1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize