Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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